KP

Many of those who have had relationships with me have had the pleasure to experience a "KP" from me in the past.  

KP was originated about 8 years ago (+/-).  It started as somewhat of an ongoing game between my friends and me.  A KP is a quick reach or grab towards the genatlia.  It can be from any angle, and have any level of force.  It works best when the victim is not paying attention.  My friends and I would constantly KP each other as a nice surprise, or sometimes it would turn into a mass of KP played by many at the same time.

The name of the act is and always has been under dispute.  Some say KP stands for "kroch poke" some say "krouch poke," and some think it is "Kraus Poke."  There is no dispute about the fact that the name has something to do with a combination of crotch and Kraus.  Kraus is James Kraus, who may be the originator of the KP.  And if he was not the originator, he was definitely the biggest perpetrator.  

Over the years, the game has calmed down.  Most of the original KP players probably haven't KP'd for years.  But not me.  I have continued to play with many others.  Usually I am the one doing the poking.  It sometimes is hard for me to tell when a friendship has reached a level that I feel comfortable KPing the friend.  Some friendships never reach this level.  I also have offended some people in the past, and have been told by a friend "ya really just gotta stop grabbing girls pussys."  

But in the end, its all just a game.  And hopefully you may be lucky enough to play some day.

CKY Coke Throw

This cky clip is awesome. I actually once heard of a story that some friends pulled this move. They are most likely full of shit, but if not. I commend them.

Dogdoo.com

Ive known about dogdoo.com for a while.  It is a site that anonymously ships dog shit to a deserving persons home.  At many points in my life, I have seriously considered using this service in order to get back at some various cocksuckers/cuntstains.  But every time I think I am going to resort to shit-sending, I cannot justify spending money on the deserving prick (s).  Anyways, the fact this service exists is very comforting to me.  

Update

Tel Aviv is sweet.  A lot of good friends, my brother and his girlfriend and also cool kids in the program.  Internet is fucked up, hopefully more posts soon.  The weather is really nice, a perfect temperature that will do minimal grundle damage.  

Every mom needs some of this

Hot Girl

For some reason I thought it would be interesting to do a google image search on "hot girl."  This lucky lady is the one who came up first.  The website seems like it is some sort of blog for University of Colorado.  I wonder if this girl knows how famous she has become.  I am in a fraternity.  If that wasn't clear before, now it is.

"If I had a million dollars, I'd keep it.  So I could be a millionaire.

A very under appreciated un-written rule

I believe that the rule of not eating while taking a shit is one that is very well followed throughout the general public.  I do not ever recall a time when some one told me about this rule, but for as long as I can remember, I have always been a strict follower of it.

I wonder if this is instinctual or has something to do with social behavior.  I remember coming across candy rappers and disposed food items in the bathroom of my apartment from time to time and always being a little bit confused.  Did some one walk in as they finished the food, and throw out the garbage on their way in?  Or did some person eat the food while in the bathroom?More importantly did they eat while taking a shit?  

I would be very interested to find out more about the subject.  Perhaps speak with some one who does not follow this rule.