ATM

ATM interactions are pretty funny to me.  When you go and see strangers there, it is very clear that the people using the ATM should try and avoid eachother and mind their own business as they take out cash.  The problem exists when two or more people go to the ATM together.  What should you do while your friend is using the machine?  It seems that it would be a good idea to try and give your friend their privacy, making it obvious that you are making an effort to make sure you do not see their pin number.  Maybe look at the sky, and pace around in circles for a minute seems appropriate.  Who would actually try and steal their friends pin number?  And what would you do with it?  Steal their card and take it to the machine?  What kind of friend is that?  I dont know where I am going with this so ill stop now.  

I got a briefcase.

This bacon briefcase caught my attention. It reminded me of my own briefcase, and made me a little sad that it is not with me in Israel. My friend (Weiss) and I decided it would be a good idea to start rolling with briefcases to class and around the UW campus. As partners in crime and other sorts of business, this was by far one of the best ideas we have ever had. As I began to carry the briefase, it became clear to me how superior a briefcase was to a backpack or any other type of bag. All of the students carrying backpacks started to look like amatures and even silly to me. I feel lonely without my briefcase, and also feel pretty silly carrying a backpack around.

I thought I was horny

Holy fuck.  This is crazy.  He is thirteen years old and now a father.  This kid is a straight pimp... I guess.  I mean at this age I was getting into some monkey business.  And probably pissing my mom off a lot, but not this much.

Killer Cat

One of the craziest things I have ever seen. Yesterday I was sitting on a park bench. A bunch of pigeons were crowded a little bit in front of us and out of nowhere a cat jumps and just grabs the shit out of the pigeons. All of the other pussy pigeons fly away and start screaming like crazy as the cat goes into a corner and takes care of the bird.

Time for a few fart jokes

George Carlin is/was the man. Whichever way you wanna put it. Always says it like it is. This reminds me of a personal story:

I can remember very distinctively the best fart of my life. Or worst fart of my life, depending on your perspective. It was when I was in middle school and in gym class. The boys and girls class were together for gymnastics. We were all sitting in a large gymnasium, crowded around the teacher who was instructing us on how to do some gymnastics move. It came out and everything happened very fast. It seemed like in an instant I was sitting in the middle of the gym as the rest of the class was dispersed throughout the perimeter. Like oil in water. But i thought it smelled pretty good.

Armin @ Haoman 17

Last night I went to go see Armin Van Buuren at Haoman 17 in Tel Aviv. Sick and crazy time. Up there with the time when I was 14 and got a blowjob in a cemetary while on exctacy. The crowd was incredible as was the music. The night ended on the beach at 9:30am after convincing a restaurant to open to serve us breakfast.

(The video is from last year, same venue)

WOW

Adolf Hitler meets Biggie

My Kinda Bum

I personally enjoy giving money to bums.  Maybe I do it because im young and naive.  Perhaps because I have such a great heart.  This bum would receive 5 dollars from me.  I really appreciate this sign, and I would like to hear more of what he has to say.  You can never go wrong with honesty.