Time for a few fart jokes

George Carlin is/was the man. Whichever way you wanna put it. Always says it like it is. This reminds me of a personal story:

I can remember very distinctively the best fart of my life. Or worst fart of my life, depending on your perspective. It was when I was in middle school and in gym class. The boys and girls class were together for gymnastics. We were all sitting in a large gymnasium, crowded around the teacher who was instructing us on how to do some gymnastics move. It came out and everything happened very fast. It seemed like in an instant I was sitting in the middle of the gym as the rest of the class was dispersed throughout the perimeter. Like oil in water. But i thought it smelled pretty good.