Friday, January 9, 2009


"This movie might as well be called Clint Eastwood being sweet" says Jim Kraus after viewing the bootlegged version of the film at around 4:00 PM on January 9, 2009.

I couldn't agree more with Kraus. CHeck it out.

Fuck bathroom attendants



This comic was inspired by my experience last night at a club in Rochester, NY called SOHO. I was trying to have a good time, but the bathroom attended kept killing my buzz every time I wanted to use the bathroom.

Thursday, January 8, 2009

Bud Ice Baby




Bud Ice is a highly under rated beer. And comes in the sickest 12 ounce bottle. Resembles ICE

Tuesday, January 6, 2009



Possibly the best commercial ever. This song has been going through my head since it aired in 98.

Mitch Hedberg



Just remembered that this guy existed/ does not actually exist anymore.

Monday, January 5, 2009

Saturday, January 3, 2009

Friday, January 2, 2009

Exciting news

I would like to inform you that I am now a member of beard team USA.


Hi Jeremy,

Congratulations! You are now on Beard Team USA. Represent your country proudly! I have added you to the email list so you'll be getting team info by email.

We have an official local chapter in Madison, called the Badgerland Beards. It is headed up by Joel Wood and Jesse Merkel. You may want to get in touch with them to see what is going on with the chapter. Their email address are jwood2@wisc.edu and jesse.merkel@mnsu.edu.

The next world championships are on May 23, 2009 in Anchorage, Alaska. We are hoping to make our best showing ever. We would love to have you join us on the group trip to the championships. You can read about it here: www.beardteamusa.org/tour09.htm.

Be sure to check out www.beardteamusa.org/buy.html, where you can get BTUSA stuff (beer mugs, cool polo shirts, etc).

I am really happy to have you on the team. BTUSA is all about fun, friendship, and generating respect for beards. Please keep in touch.

Cheers,

Phil Olsen

Founder and self-appointed Captain

Beard Team USA

Balls Out!!



This is what happens when you get hit in the nuts by an 80MPH fastball. This is the proud picture of my friend, who will remain anonymous. In his hand is a quarter, just for size comparison purposes.