I knew it was right

I told her 

"All I wan't is jalepeno poppers and pussy."

She replied:

"I can give you both"

Ashtray/Coaster

After the recent smoking ban was passed in Israel, nothing much has changed. You wont find some one smoking in a hospital, or probably not in a gym. Among the various attempts to curb Israels addiction to cigarettes, one of which is to charge a fine to establishments for having ashtrays. Instead of using ashtrays in bars, people have begun to make them out of disposable beer coasters. One marketing company took it one step further and began to make Ashtray/Coasters. There are creases that enable one to easily turn a coaster into an ashtray. Their first designs are pretty sweet.

Purim rave steece 4/8/09-4/9/09

Craziest day/ night of my life. The venue wasnt announced until a few hours before the party. We rented a large van, had a great crew, a tent, some food and drinks and we were all set to go. The place was absolutely beautiful. Mountains, ruins, hot springs, Israeli women. What else could you ask for? We arrived around 2am and didn't leave the next day till around 1pm. At that time the party was still going strong, but we had exhausted way too much energy. It was all about instinct. Everyone there was all about instinct. Should I dance? Should I sit and chill? Should I sleep? (definitely not). Everyone there was so cool. Only there to enjoy life doing whatever it is that makes them happy.

On a related note.

So I made my previous post last night about buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo. Only to wake up the next morning to my brother shaking me saying "BILLS SIGNED TO TO A 1 YEAR 6.5 MILLION DOLLAR DEAL!" When I woke up I was so excited to see TO on the front page of ESPN. Being a Bills fan throughout my whole life has been pretty painful. They are they only professional sports team that I feel any sense of emotion for. And sundays have usually been pretty depressing throughout the majority of my life. But this is exciting. The spotlight. Maybe even some prime time games??? I think Jim Kraus put it pretty well.

"How bout those Hollywood Bills"

Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo.

If you haven't ever heard about "Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo." then you probably aught to know a little more about it. In fact, Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo." is a complete sentence. Any number of "buffalos" is acceptable to form a grammatically correct sentence. Essentially it means Buffalos (the animal) buffalo (or bully) other Buffalos who buffalo (bully) other buffalos and so forth. Once you start talking about "Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo." it is hard to stop, and often you may feel as though you are saying buffalo too often.

On a side note. GO BILLS!

SHAQ

Not really so sure about this whole Twitter thing. But I just got this link of shaqs twitter. This shit is really wild. People are going crazy. Rightfully so.

Thanks cones

Nice.

What I want for my birthday.

This Cunt Coloring Book can be bought for only $8.95 on Amazon.com.  I am very easy to please.  My birthday is coming up and I couldn't think of anything that I wanted until I came across this.  Who is this Tee Corinne guy?  How many copies has this book sold?  No but seriously.  I want a copy of this, and I could probably name a few friends who would also be interested but I feel like we are a rare breed.  Aren't coloring books supposed to be for kids? Do perverted fathers give this book to their children who they think might be gay?  Or do gynecologists put these books in their waiting rooms for children to have something to do while their mother is trying to find out why she wont stop producing cottage cheese between her legs?  

The world is a man's bathroom.